# EPISODE 23 – Dad Pet Peeves

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## EPISODE 23 – Dad Pet Peeves
From *thermostat tampering* to that teaspoon of milk left in the jug, Patrick & Dmitry count down the internet’s TOP‑10 Dad Pet Peeves… then admit their own.  We’re talking:

0:00  Cold open & why we’re already annoyed  
0:55  What’s YOUR biggest dad peeve?  
2:00  #10 Lights blazing in an empty room  
4:50  #9  Thermostat Wars – why 69 °F is sacred  
7:15  #8  “Close. The. Door.” (and stop creaking it!)  
10:20 #7  Slow left‑lane drivers 🤬  
13:05 *Bonus rant:* yelling across the house  
17:30 #6  Kitchen & garage clutter crimes  
24:40 #5  TV volume that jumpscares you  
28:10 #4  “Resting my eyes” … kids still need help  
30:55 #3  Wi‑Fi hogs & streaming slow‑downs  
34:05 #2  Cart RETURNS – put it in the corral!  
36:45 #1  The microscopic drop of milk 🥛  
40:20 Fatherhood Unscripted – wins & fails of the week  
48:45 Question of the Week: *If you got arrested… what would friends assume you did?*  
55:00 Wrap‑up & call‑outs

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### 🔥 KEY TAKEAWAYS
* You’re not alone—every dad has a “thermostat security system.”  
* Small habits (like replacing the trash bag) teach big responsibility.  
* Humor defuses frustration; call out pet peeves *with* your kids, not *at* them.

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